Yousuckatfantasy.com Permanent Club Record Est. 2023

In dishonorable recognition of

Russ

Who robbed ThisDitka in 2023, recruited him for the member-guest, no-showed the tournament, and has not won a thing since.

Nominated unanimously  ·  Displayed permanently
Max, Chuda, Mac and Noah rooting for Russ to lose tonight
Fig. 1 — The membership, convened. Attendance every Sunday: unanimous.

Minutes of the Grievance Committee

The Charges

Count I — The Trade2023

He fleeced ThisDitka and called it fair.

Sold as a win-win, executed as a robbery, defended to this day with a straight face.

Count II — The No-Show2023

He begged Chuda to be his member-guest partner. Then he didn't play.

He recruited the one man who would carry him, knew it, asked anyway — and never teed off.

Count III — The SentenceSince

Every season after has been the bill coming due.

You can debate whether karma is real. You cannot debate his standings.

Statement of the aggrieved party Sound on

Exhibit A — the evidence

The Karma Ledger

Three seasons of receipts. Not opinions. Final standings.

Russ — Career Summary Certified by the league
2023Loser
2024Crushed
2025Humiliated

Exhibit B — the trophy case

The Championship Wall

Every club keeps one. His entries are easy to read.

2023 Champion
Noah, 2023 champion
Noah
The year of the trade
2024 Champion
Mac, 2024 champion
Mac
Official club portrait
2025 Champion
Max, reigning champion
Max
Pictured, upon hearing the final score
Career titles
0
Since the trade
Russ and Chuda holding the Lake Hickory Country Club Members-Guest trophy Did not occur
And a fourth he gave away. Lake Hickory Country Club Members-Guest, 2023. Artist's rendering of the outcome, prepared from the roster Russ himself assembled and then declined to appear for.

Exhibit C — visual record

The Gallery

Submitted by the membership. Entered into the record without objection.

Russ every week
C-01  Lineup management, in practice
Russ week 10
C-02  The annual November collapse
Chuda is back
C-03  Schedule released
Young Russ realizes he plays me next week
C-04  Realization, dawning
Chuda train
C-05  Notice of arrival
Chuda's starters ready for Sunday
C-06  Opposition, pregame inspection
Chuda on Russ's team
C-07  Groundskeeping report
Russ's nurse and the fax machine
C-08  Technology update from the facility
Russ trying to make a comeback meme
C-09  Attempted rebuttal, unsuccessful
Coming for Russ
C-10  Formal notice of intent
Russ, I am your father
C-11  Establishment of lineage
Amazon delivery boys walking up to Russ's front door
C-12  Delivery confirmed, signature required
Guilty

The committee finds that no waiver claim, no lucky Sunday, and no amount of "that was three years ago, man" restores standing.

Appeal available upon one (1) championship